A Indian guy goes to a Jew to buy black bras, size 38D.
The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.
The Indian guy buys 25. He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.
The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each. The Indian guy returns a month later and buys the Jews remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each. The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38D bras and asks the Indian guy, "...please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?"
The Indian guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for $200.00 each."
...and this is why the Indians have taken over most of Jewish Businesses
"Business is Business" |
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